A Note On PHP

Php is the most useful piece of crap ever shat on the face of the Earth. My old software engineering professor Uwe Aßmann (who held the by far best lectures I've ever had the pleasure to attend) used to call it Some Dude's Law (I can't remember whose) - that the ugly and worst designed software (Windows, PHP...) always win over the sexy and well designed (BeOS, Smalltalk...). Well, that's how it is. Php makes me feel sick all the time, but I still use it. Because I have to (because that's what's installed) is only half the reason. The documentation is top notch, and I'm very productive using it. In Windows...